mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

googlehomie:

ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

hurricanegilbert:

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

danauercool:

tbh i have never been called cute until internet

Happy 22nd Birthday, Dan Howell!